this is my entire goddamn dash
i’m so fucking sorry okay this apology comes deep from my very macklecore okay
I SWEAR TO FUCK
oh my fucking god
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Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
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hot things to say in bed (guaranteed to make you look like a sex god!!!!):
- yeehaw
- the fork on the left
- ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
- ishimondo
- let me tell you about homestuck
- cheese bagel
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A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
One of the few posts about dress codes on this website that I can agree is absolute bullshit.
How the guy can get away with wearing that shirt, but the girl gets in trouble for wearing what she’s wearing - which isn’t even the least bit revealing aside from, maybe, her legs - is awful.
I’ve gotten in trouble for wearing a shirt with two Boos on it saying “Quit looking at my Boos!”. and seen multiple guys wear shirts with crude humor and get away with it.
I just don’t even
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it’s sad to see it get old and rusty :(
that is so fucking creative…i never really realized they did that
:(
My childhood :(
Those movies just got darker and darker.
the one thing i love about this post is how no one even had to say what movie these are from.. every one just ….. knew.
^
WE ALL KNEW.
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i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
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so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always
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